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Wart-Off
Suffering from the pain of ugly, gruesome warts? Never fear, Wart-Off is here! The soothing, fragrant wax made from the nectar of violets and the sap of the red gum tree is utterly life changing. “One day, I woke up with the most disgusting, painful wart that had grown underneath my big toe. I was in agony! I rubbed on the soothing wax and the next day I woke up and it has vanished!” says Alfred Kaser, a spokesperson. Buy it now for only $15!
The monster slithered out of the depths of the teal water and I felt my heart stop. It rose up, the size of a 20 storey building and bared its rotting yellow teeth in a gruesome smile. Tendril like tentacles the colour of blood curled around the the nearby ship a crushed it to smithereens with the slightest flex. It’s lamp like eyes then darted around before staring directly at me.
Suffering from the pain of ugly, gruesome warts? Never fear, Wart-Off is here! The soothing, fragrant wax made from the nectar of violets and the sap of the red gum tree is utterly life changing. “One day, I woke up with the most disgusting, painful wart that had grown underneath my big toe. I was in agony! I rubbed on the soothing wax and the next day I woke up and it has vanished!” says Alfred Kaser, a spokesperson. Buy it now for only $15!
The monster slithered out of the depths of the teal water and I felt my heart stop. It rose up, the size of a 20 storey building and bared its rotting yellow teeth in a gruesome smile. Tendril like tentacles the colour of blood curled around the the nearby ship a crushed it to smithereens with the slightest flex. It’s lamp like eyes then darted around before staring directly at me.